The year: 1963. The place: Southern California. The attitude: Make Him No. 1!
Are you, like me, past your prime and still single? Perhaps there's a good explanation for that. Have you been
wearing brown bags a lot? Have you been
roaring with laughter and slapping knees and backs in unbridled expressions of joy? Have you been
using your hands in a strong manner? Have you been
behaving capably or - gasp -
looking matronly??
Well, stop! There's an answer to your lonely nights and heavy blankets and it lies here within the pages of the aptly titled "Fascinating Womanhood" by Helen Andelin. Enjoy a sampling of some of the rip-roaring, knee-slapping, open-mouth laugh inducing tips on how to attract and keep a man - but beware you don't roar with laughter, slap your knees or laugh heartily with an open mouth - he will surely run.
Note the last few images - photographed as-is upon receipt in Book Repair - complete with what appears to be none other than hair from the nether-regions of the previous reader. While Helen Andelin never mentions it,
reading books while naked and in view of your man is very likely to keep him interested. Take note.
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| Isn't it an interesting beginning?! |
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| ga ga goo goo. Baby talk should be outlawed by anyone over the age of ten. |
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| sauciness and a soft voice |
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| Eeeewwwwww!!!! Yes, that's right. Pubes in a book. Easy, breezy reading... | | |
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| Man of Steel and Velvet and Pubes |
That actually is fascinating, I need to google that writer.
ReplyDeletere: that hair. Nice. My husband works at the library, he recently borrowed a book that had a USED Q-TIP (sorry about the yelling) between the pages. I hope you feel just a little less alone now.
Carlene (friend of Karin in Chicago)